The life of a rough-n’-tumble waverider is fraught with peril and competition — even on off-duty days one must be prepared to hit the water in a moment’s notice. Fear not! In addition to their happenin’ chino styling, Billabong’s Crossfire walkshorts are equipped with the latest in boardshort technology. With Platinum X 4-way stretch tech and water-repellant fabric, these shorts are designed to perform just as well (if not better) than other boardies — a fact that rival surfers will learn after they rudely interrupt you mid-nosh. Woe be unto the man who dares to keep you away from a well-deserved burrito.